ASOMVEL

A band louder than Motörhead, you say? Step right this way ...

It's a tough call to describe Yorkshire rock and roll outlaws Asomvel without using the word Motörhead, but as anyone with a smear of good taste knows, that's no bad thing. Ever. But it's not just the loud rock and roll sound these chaps do so well, it's that, like Lemmy and co, but unlike so many pretenders, they boast Dreadnought-like power that makes the unprepared cower in fear at the sheer volume of their excellent tunes, without turning into a cheap tribute. As subtle as a Howitzer shell in an allotment, and twice as explosive, Asomvel kick the arse in a way that so many other bands fail to do.

Nick Ruskell - Kerrang (KKKK)

ASOMVEL - A Dream To Some...A Nightmare To Others

These guys calmly walk on, bludgeon your senses with a baseball bat and then retire to the bar, leaving you with what's left of your mind in a pool in your pants.

While other bands are wallowing in hipster irony, donning brand new denim vests three sizes too big, or dressing up as comedy pirates. North Yorkshire's favourite sons, ASOMVEL, are the real fucking deal! These three hard rockers peddle the kind of filth and musical depravity that only happens when you mix prime Motorhead with early Venom. Brandishing a broken whiskey bottle to smash into the grinning faces of every slack jawed liberal. Stinking of leather, beer, engine oil & Brut 33, they take no prisoners whatsoever in their quest for, louder, heavier, and louder again! They turn everything up to ear shattering volume in a destructive crusade to wage war against the over hyped pretty boys and hipsters polluting metal. You don't like ASOMVEL? Well fuck you. And fuck all your family and friends as well. You may hate them, but they hate you more! Open up and say arrgghhhhhh!!!